…a how to guide:
1) Sneak raw pig organ into human’s shopping cart when they aren’t looking.
2) Instruct them to put it in the food processor, and add eggs and flour.
3) Supervise closely to make sure they don’t steal any.
4) Ensure quality before baking.
5) Insist on taste test.
6) Give clear baking instructions.
7) Wait very patiently.
….and, while enjoying a slice, reminisce about when I was this little…